The Itchy Side of Paradise


Sun allergy + sweat = rash. Tropical math nobody wants to deal with!

Back? Shoulders? It itches like the Revenge of the Tropics crawled out of the jungle and threw a party on my skin. And I look like a road map of Chonburi province – all red dots and detours.

So please don’t say: “Oh, it’s so beautiful where you live!” Because I’ll say: “Yeah, especially when I’m scratching myself with a mop handle.” ๐Ÿงน๐Ÿ˜‘

Welcome to reality, where the greatest luxury is... a cold shower and Snake Brand Prickly Heat Powder! ๐Ÿ˜…

๐Ÿ‘‰ For the curious: we’ve got the full arsenal – from calamine to aloe, sulfur soap to allergy meds.

We might not beat the sun and humidity, but we’ll sure as hell make those pesky rashes suffer! ๐Ÿ’ช


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